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Joke of the Day
"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"
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"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."
"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""
"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"
"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"
"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"
"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex? The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car"
"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"
"Policeman: Why did you stop your car get out and yell ""coward"" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow."
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"