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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""
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"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."
"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"
"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""
"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."
"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."
"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."
"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"
"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""