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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero"
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"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"
"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"
"Yeah that chicken's free range. I just freed that shit onto my range. Some in the oven too."
"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."
"What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to."
"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."
"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"
"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"