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Joke of the Day

"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"

"My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it"

"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."

"Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party? They heard he was a fungi"

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

"Women are like credit cards The ones I really want have a low interest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with one that has a high interest, extra fees and no rewards. *(credit: Uncyclopedia)*"

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."