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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."
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"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."
"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."
"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."
"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"
"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."