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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."
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"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."
"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"
"First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely."
"what idiot called it tinted windows instead of a drug car tell"
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."
"The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids."
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"