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Joke of the Day

"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon."

"Nobody tell my husband that ""year round periods"" aren't a thing."

"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."

"Why did the man sleep under the tractor? Because he wanted to wake up oily."

"What's the difference between new cops and old cops? New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats."

"What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief? The way they enter your house."