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Joke of the Day
"Never feel worthless! Your organs are worth thousands."
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"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."
"What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."
"[raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? ""Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"""
"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"
"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"
"How do you ask someone if they're Vegan? You don't need to, they'll tell you"
"Hey are you free this weekend? (Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) ""I'm always free"""
"One day I got this huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose"