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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence? Canada."

"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"

"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."

"If a hipster falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it"

"Whoops, wrong sub"

"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."

"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"