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Joke of the Day

"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""

"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"

"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"

"Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says ""what is *UP*?"". The next caveman says ""I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?""."

":( turn that frown upside down ):"

"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."

"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"

"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."

"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."