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Joke of the Day
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
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"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"
"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."
"If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet."
"just saw a church sign that says, ""santa claus never died for anyone."" and i'm like, ""okay well jesus never brought me a barbie dreamhouse."""
"I like long walks away from everyone"
"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."
"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""