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Joke of the Day

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"

"Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue."

"Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. It must suck to be her."

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."

"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."

"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"

"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."

"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."