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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."
Next Joke
"This morning I woke up feeling the BERN! This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription."
"""OMG why am I so sore?"" *Flashback to me doing five push-ups yesterday* ""Oh right."""
"Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good."
"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."
"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"
"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"
"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""
"I won the meat raffle in the bar. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother."
"What do you call a female sex change? An add-a-dick-to-me."