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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."
Next Joke
"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"
"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"
"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"
"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."
"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"