150913
Joke of the Day
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
Next Joke
"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"
"if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""
"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"
"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."
"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""