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Joke of the Day
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."
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"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"
"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."
"I went to the doctor last week for a bad headache When he reached for his pen to write my prescription, he pulled out a rectal thermometer. ""Shit"", he said, ""Some asshole has my pen."""
"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."
"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"""I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father."" - Spock and the guy I end up marrying."
"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"
"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"