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Joke of the Day

"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."

"If I say ""last Star Wars"" and u say ""Actually you mean 3rd Star Wars! It's a prequel!"" I'm going to hit u with a fish tank."

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?"

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"