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Joke of the Day

"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."

"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"

"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."

"What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth? A bus full of rednecks"

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"My coworker looked like a nun today I told her she should break the habit"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... hey, it could happen!"