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Joke of the Day

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs."

"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."

"""Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?"" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea"

"Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue."

"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."

"What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy? Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton"

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"So a guy gets his arm and leg cut off..... Its okay he's all right."

"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"