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Joke of the Day

"How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)"

"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"

"What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad? Two letters."

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."

"I read that having sex every day for a year could transform your marriage. It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife."

"It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour.."

"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"

"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."