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Joke of the Day

"How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)"

"Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting? I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit."

"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."

"I don't trust people who say ""I married my best friend"" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage."

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"

"It must have been something to watch MC Escher's kids run down the stairs on Christmas morning for all eternity."

"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."

"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."

"Being in love is amazing, the way it takes your breath away, closes your air passages and renders you unconscio--no, wait, that's asthma."

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"