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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."

"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."

"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"

"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""

"What do you get when you have an Asian and MLP? My Little Penis"

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners."

"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""

"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"