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Joke of the Day

"What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? Both have a wet nose."

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."

"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"

"What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng."

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"

"I never ever make mitsakes."

"How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy? They have a semillon!"