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Joke of the Day
"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"
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"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."
"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."
"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."