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Joke of the Day

"So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title, then repeats it for no goddamn reason."

"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""

"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""

"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."

"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"