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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."

"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""

"What is a group of porn stars called? A Gaggle."

"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"

"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."