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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""

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"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
"I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged."
"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."
"I'll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions."
"Ronda Rousey Acting"