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Joke of the Day
"Toddler in our bed last night; it was like sleeping with an octopus on meth."
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"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."
"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."
"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"
"If Women Ruled the World"
"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"
"I once saw a theatrical performance about puns... It was a play on words."
"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"
"What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump."