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Joke of the Day

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"Two friends meet after a long time. First one: Hey, you have changed a lot. Second: Yes, I just updated my software to latest version."

"Friend from out of town asked if he could crash on my couch. Had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"

"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."

"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."

"Where do you get a drink on Excel? ....Formula bar"