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Joke of the Day
"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"
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"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"
"You have a life"
"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."
"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."
"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."
"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."
"How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary."
"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""