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Joke of the Day

"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"

"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."

"What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back? A masturbator"

"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""

"I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don't ask me to babysit."

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."

"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"