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Joke of the Day
"We should not be calling girls ""thirsty"".... Let's start calling them ""D"" hydrated"
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"Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer... she exclaims, ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"
"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."
"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"
"So, I finally hacked the Area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... [deleted]"
"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."