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Joke of the Day

"Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!"

"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."

"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"

"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."

"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."

"Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter "" Y "" in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box......... Is "" Y "" a vowel?"

"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom"

"""You can't stand there."" ""Not there, either."" ""Nope that spot's taken, too."" -Ground hogs"

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"