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Joke of the Day

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"If your girl tells you ""Deeper!"" and that's all you got, just start reading poetry."

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."

"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"

"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."

"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."

"Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either. Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist."

"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"