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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
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"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"
"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."
"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."