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Joke of the Day

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."

"That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth"

"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."

"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."

"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"