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Joke of the Day
"Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard."
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"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!"
"If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."
"I bet girls on facebook with the duck faces look for men that make a lot of bread."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"
"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."
"I came out of the gym the other day and someone asked me, ""How have you got that body?"" I said, ""I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."""
"Trump for president! There will be hell toupee"
"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."