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Joke of the Day

"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"

"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."

"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."

"Tis the season to kidnap a tree, hold it hostage, keep it from its family during the holidays, then leave it for dead."

"So this Ethiopian's eating a lion right... Just kidding"

"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""

"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"

"ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile"

"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"