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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"

"I found out where babies come from and it's fucking gross you guys."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"Don't lye. It makes you basic."

"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"

"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."

"What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid."