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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"
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"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
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"How do you call the homosexuell mathematic department of ISIS? - Analisis"
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"Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do."