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Joke of the Day

"My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean."

"A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!"""

"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard? A pillow fight"

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."

"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."