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Joke of the Day
"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"
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"[in Walmart] ""Excuse me, do you have towels?"" ""Oh, I don't work here."" [leans in close] ""I don't give a shit where you work."""
"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"
"What goes ""Tick Tock, woof woof""? A watchdog."
"Here's a new mythological creature for the consideration pile. Taurustaur. Half man, half reliable family sedan."
"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"
"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""
"Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything."