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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't North Korea democratic? Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection"
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"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."
"What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives."
"*Gets down on one knee* ""Can you drive us to dinner I have three DUI's"""
"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"
"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."
"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
"*rage dresses *rage stomps down stairs *rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind *rage stomps upstairs *rage undresses"
"""RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"" ""Kraken's not here."" ""What? Ugh! What can we release?"" ""Gary's here."" ""Gary?! Dammit! Fine... RELEASE THE GARY!"""
"My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook"