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"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."
"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"
"Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke"
"My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit."
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."