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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."

"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""

"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""

"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."

"Follow your dreams, into traffic."

"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"

"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"I would tell you a nun joke.. .. but it's nun-appropriate."

"Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell ""spider"" first. They may even thank you."