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Joke of the Day
"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""
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"*wakes at 3am* *sits in dark* *jingles chains & scratches walls* *waits for everyone to be so creeped out they can't sleep & we open gifts*"
"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"
"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""
"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."
"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"