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Joke of the Day
"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
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"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."
"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."
"My wife went to the West Indies for her holidays. Jamaica? No, she wanted to go."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."
"I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom"
"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"
"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."
"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"