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Joke of the Day

"Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle."

"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"

"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"

"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""

"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"

"5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands"

"Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die."

"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"