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Joke of the Day
"I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend."
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"Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"
"""We don't have iced coffee"" Me: ""You have coffee?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""You have ice?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""Were you raised in a barn?"""
"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."
"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"