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Joke of the Day
"I overheard a voyeur couple talk... ... about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes."
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"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"
"If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies."
"Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton"
"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer."
"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"