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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a clean joke? A man takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man"

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."

"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"

"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("

"Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!? Crowd: **cheers loudly** Beethoven: I can't hear you!"