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Joke of the Day

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."

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"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."
"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"
"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""
"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"