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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to raise money? When there's a stripper in front of you."
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"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."
"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."
"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."
"Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!"
"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"
"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"