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Joke of the Day
"I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong. Marriage is fun."
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"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"
"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."
"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"
"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."
"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"
"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."
"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."
"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"